I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
do you ever frown so much and you don’t actually realise you’re doing it but then when you do you relax your entire face and it feels like your face has finally been pulled apart idk
hey i used to b uglier believe it or not
one time i had a waiter that was so hot i forgot what orange juice was called